Published 10 May 2018
So, the election is over, the count is in and the cameras have rolled. The mundane and obvious have been spouted with total sincerity. Now what?... Oh I know, PARTY!
Let's face it when the hard work is over, what better way to ease tensions than a nice get together at your favourite bar. There you can relax, count your gains or losses and convince yourself that next time will be so much better, if only... at lest thats the way it should be.
However is seems that for at least one corbynite it was anything but relaxing, and tensions started to rise. For having settled in the bar, in came the Local Labour leadership with their guests of honour, the Local Tories.
Indignation followed surprise, didnt they know they were the enemy! It seems he would have to enlighten them. Confusion and befuddlement followed as he was reportedly put firmly in his place.
Im not normally one to sympathise, but its kind of difficult not to here. So let me try and explain.
You see, those Tories, well there not really Tories. They dont have a single Conservative thought, value or molecule anywhere mind, body or soul. So dont worry about it.
Oh and the Labour leaders who invited them, well there not really Labour. They dont have a single socialist thought.....
What too much! Too quick! Well maybe, one step at a time.
Tags:#Labour # Conservative # Tory # Party # Corbynite